What should i call my new beverage that i make with my blending machine?

I use donkey urine (has to be at least 3 days old) and mix in some special nutty corn diarrhea. The diarrhea must be a light brown with a good amount of nuts and corn too. Sometimes to spice things up, i'll ask my grandma to shave her pubes and i put them in. Makes it taste a little more tingly.